Me: "Hey, what's your Paypal password?"
Wife: "I don't know, I always use yours"
Me: "But... I don't have a Paypal account, I use yours."
Wife: "Sure you do, I just bought something the other day with it."
Wife [unspoken, look only]: I am watching Grey's, you're annoying, get out.
Me [unspoken, no look]: This is weird, I'm going back to the basement.